It’s been a cold January with temps dipping into the single digits and freezing my nuts. I don’t like being cold, but we all have to do everything we can to reduce our carbon footprint. I don’t want to be heating with electricity that is generated with coal, oil or gas. I am also reluctant to burn wood. Trees suck up CO2 and we should be growing them, not burning them. I needed to find an alternative. The answer was […]
I tried vegetarianism, fruitarianism, airitarianisms and ice creamiterianism but nothing has kept me healthier than caviar. It is all I eat. Of course I don’t eat it right out of the tin all the time. Just when I’m working on my computer, watching TV or driving. As delicious as it is right from the tin, it’s fun to make dishes out of it. In the mornings I like to make caviar smoothies with yogurt and yellow mustard. Then I usually […]
It works for cavities why not acne? There is always a little controversy surrounding fluoridation of drinking water, but authorities don’t really give a shit. If you drink municipal-supplied water you’re going to get some fluoride to protect your teeth and that’s that! We do not want a population of toothless rubes ruining our reputation in the world. If you are on a well, the CDC recommends adding a teaspoon of toothpaste to a glass of warm water and chugging […]
The Black Rock monastery is carved into a massive rock mountain, deep, deep in the Everglade. It is an isolated and forbidding place. Its lookout tower soars high above the secretive entrance to the monastery and has a 360 degree unobstructed view for hundreds of miles. It is manned 24 hours a day by Black Rock monks equipped with laser-guided gas grenade launchers. Anyone who comes within view of the rock is immediately gassed with hydrogen dioxide oximalithate which renders […]
Don’t call him a pied piper. He’ll punch you in the crotch. He sees himself more as an assassin. When the pandemic hit in 2020 Reednik, TX out on the edge of the Chihuahuan Desert started seeing an influx of remote workers, mostly techies from California. Reednik is a decent town with excellent infrastructure and a low cost of living. At first locals were OK with a few new neighbors. They added to the tax base and shopped locally. They […]
Cicadas emerge every year, burrowing up from the soil, molting their old carapaces then taking to wing to find a mate. It’s a one shot deal. Each year is a different brood. This past year, 2021, it was the legendary Brood X, the biggest brood of all. In late spring/early summer about 30 million billion of these happy, horny bugs emerged and went nuts, flying around, singing and fucking. What’s not commonly known about them is how sweet they are. […]
A few years ago, everyone was freaked out about electromagnetic radiation. Being in an electromagnetic field (EMF) too long would turn your insides to jelly or so they said. It doesn’t. It mainly only affects the brain. It does turn it into mush, it makes it mushier and in a good way. None of this has been studied or proven but who are you going to believe? Thoughts are billions of tiny electric sparks jumping from neuron to neuron. If […]
It isn’t true that the colonist wipe out native cows. They are relatively small, their numbers are greatly reduced, but they can still be found in certain areas if you know how to look. Very often they are mistaken for deer. They are the same color but are squatter, have shorter, thicker necks, horns instead of antlers, long tails and they fart a lot. Their scat is significantly different, too. Deer poop consist of pellets and look a little like […]
There was a time when if you wanted to wipe out all the living creatures in your house had to wrap it up and pump in sulfuryl fluoride or some other equally lethal gas. Horrible stuff. Bad for the environment, bad for people. Just bad, bad, bad. Dietrich has an alternative. It’s an all-natural, organic, wholistic, pet-friendly , low-cost, effective approach. He calls it “Fungteria®.” It’s his own invention. No toxic chemicals, no fumes, no tent, no EPA approval. Fungteria® […]
Now that it costs about $500 to fill your truck, many pick-em-up drivers are making the leap to electric even if they have to do it themselves. Larry and Earl, brothers who live in out in Kebunk County, Iowa, did not want to shell out $40-60 grand for an electric truck when they knew they could build their own. They’d seen plenty of YouTube videos and it really wasn’t that hard as long as you could get the parts. They […]