At first glance I thought he must be a good customer. He gets his own sign.

Upon closer look, I noticed a URL at the bottom corner of the sign. “Thankyoujesussigns.org” Naturally, I took a look.

Apparently, these signs are the result of direct instructions from God, the big one, the god with the capital G. I never knew God was a business coach, but it makes sense. What could possibly be a better coach than an all knowing, omnipresent being? The Thank You Jesus sign people are reportedly doing pretty well. They’ve raked in over a million bucks so far. They got good advice.

I hope they know that sometimes God can get really pissed and has been known to be rather wrathful. Don’t annoy him. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

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