Monsieur Merdestupide is by far the world’s most prolific swallower. It’s a questionable talent perhaps, but he makes a decent living at it touring Europe throughout the summer months swallowing typical things like broken glass, nails, rusty cans, small animals, etc.
Recently, a rivel emerged challenging Merdestupide’s supremacy. Géant Connards swallowed everything Merdestupide did and did it with flair. Sometimes he’d even load both ends of his gastrointestinal tract (not something I’d enjoy seeing).
To regain his standing in September of this year, Merdestupide staged his biggest swallow by downing a table full of sporting equipment, a shovel and some sundry items. It was amazing. You can see his act on YouTube.
He didn’t even burp.