This just showed up, painted on the side of a building. At first I thought it was just some graffiti. Nicely done, but just graffiti.

Then something seemed familiar. It began to make sense. I could see patterns. That was when I realise that this was the solution to the Unification Theory, demonstrating the direct relationship between time, matter, gravity and pizza. Mathematicians had been searching for this for years.

I got in touch with professors at Stanford, MIT and Princeton who were eager to see this for themselves. They all congregated to examine the solution and agreed it truly was proof of the Unification Theory.

Including the pizza.

I planned to publish a paper on this in the Journal Nature ( it was very interested) but figured I’d just do a blog post instead (less work). I think it’s been already been painted over.

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