Sure he’s pretty, but he’s just two-dimensional. No depth. But he teaches us how to stand with just the right amount of slouch. It is a skill we can learn.
Put your feet at a 45 degree angle and your weight on one leg then bend slightly in the direction of that leg with your hands loosely in your pockets.
Give it a few weeks to master and then you, too can cheer weary travelers at the airport.