Make your house a beacon for the flying saint, Saint Nicholas (knicknamed Sinter Klaas by the Dutch and commercialized as Santa Claus by Coca Cola). If you ever wondered how he and his reindeer fly? Just gobble down some Amanita muscaria and wonder no more.
Legend has it that Santa learned to fly in the far northern regions of Siberia wolfing down shrooms and guided by shamans. Each year he gathers up all the toys banged out by his elves and takes a magical, mystery tour around the world.
The elves stay home enjoying rum-spiked hot chocolate and powdered mini donuts. They’re already magical