It’s all free, so someone should take it. There’s even a surplus. Think of all the reuses. Suntan oil comes to mind. Use it liberally. It will definitely darken pale skin, with or without sun.
I expect this would be great for mosquitos too. The perfect repellent.
Maybe you’ve got a “squeaky wheel” at the office who you would like to de-squeak. Bring in a gallon or two and let it do its magic.
Some people gargle with it but I don’t think this is recommended so forget I mentioned this.
This stuff is also great for sidewalks that are too rough, too frictionie. Best applied before rain. Friction will not be a problem.
Unfortunately, by the time this blog post comes out someone, will already have snagged this treasure.